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  1. Send cock pix to me@419-953-4827

    @Megan-they’re hostile cause they(Pr and Drew) are total fucktards that posted their cell # hoping to get texts. So now they’re getting texts, just not the ones they want. @-Pr and Drew-You window lickers learn anything from this? Probablly not, judging by Pr’s well thought out response to seeing the phone number that he posted in the first place. So fuck you Pr, with every one of the cocks that you’ve been sent pictures of.

  2. Lester

    @ Drew – Reported to whom? The police? That should be pretty good…

    Drew – “Hello 911 emergency?
    911 – “Yes, what is your emergency?”
    Drew – “Yes, my name is Drew and I would like to make a report.”
    911 – “Go ahead sir”
    Drew – “Well, you see, I typed my phone number on this porn site called sextingpics.com, and now people are making fun of me by putting false names next to it and texting me pictures of dicks instead of vaginas…”
    911 – “Sir, why did you put your number on there in the first place?”
    Drew – “Well, there are pictures of hot chicks on there so I thought maybe I could get laid.”
    911 – “So hot chicks are posting pictures to get with guys?”
    Drew – “No, it’s actually guys posting pictures of hot chicks…”
    911 – “So what you’re saying is, you put your number on there, but it’s not the girls who see it?”
    Drew – “Well, yeah, I guess. I just thought maybe…”
    911 – “So what would you like us to do?”
    Drew – “Well, could you please arrest the guy that is making fun of me for doing that?”
    911 – “Ok, let me get this straight. You entered your actual real phone number on a porn site that is visited mostly by guys looking at chicks, and posting pictures of girls, in the hopes of getting the attention of a girl that probably has no idea her picture is even on there, and you would like us to arrest someone for making fun of you for it?”
    Drew – “Yes”
    911 – “Sir, even if our department had time to teach you that you don’t put your real phone number on a porn site, we would be more inclined to arrest you for being an idiot. If it’s guys posting the pictures and guys looking at them, ie. a porn site that shows naked women which is geared to a male audience, why would you expect a woman to respond?”
    Drew – “Because I’m a tool and I have the dimensional synaptic logical response of a field mouse?”
    911 – “Well put sir. Have a nice day.”

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